var slogan=new Array()
slogan[0]='A young man of 13...<br />And more evil than you or I...'
slogan[1]='So, you mean school<br />can be <i>FUN?</i>'
slogan[2]='The man,<br />The legend...'
slogan[3]='Alone we are powerless<br />But united we can pwn teh n00bz.'
slogan[4]='A fun place where you can<br />DO A BARREL ROLL!!'
slogan[5]='Don\'t know how to shot web?<br />No problem.'
slogan[6]='Get through school without<br />dying of boredom!'
var whichslogan=Math.floor(Math.random()*(slogan.length))
document.write(slogan[whichslogan])