School Quotes
This page contains a bunch of quotes from funny conversations that happened at school. Pretty basic, but some of them are pretty funny!
Student: So, the people who wrote the Bible, are they like, millionaires now?
Teacher: Uhh, They're dead.
Teacher: You name it, they hate it.
Student: Dang, I'm not eating erasers anymore!
Teacher: Hey, where are my glasses?
Student: I dunno.
Teacher: GIVE THEM BACK OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Student: What the ****! I didn't take your glasses!
Teacher: Jesus went to the tax collectors, prostitutes, and lepers.
Student: What do prostitutes have to do with this?
Teacher: That's who Jesus went to.
Student: (raises hand) I'm dumb!
Teacher: (class is playing baseball) I'll be calling the fouls from now on.
Student: Foul!
Teacher: There will be
no more distractions from now on!
Student: Hey, look outside! A little girl!
Teacher: (yelling rudely) HAVE I EVER BEEN RUDE TO YOU?
Teacher: Okay now, draw the triangle.
Student: I'm too stupid!
Teacher: Well, that's nice, but draw the triangle.
Student: (trying to answer question) I don't really know what I'm saying, but... umm... uhh... well...
Teacher: I don't know what you're saying either. Can someone else answer this please?
Student: You can't finish a Big Mac? I own those things!
Teacher: You should be grateful to live in Canada. People don't chuck shells in your back yard, you don't have car bombs going off in the street...
Student: (Looks out window at street)
Teacher: We're doing yoga tomorrow, so girls, makes sure not to wear baggy shorts or skirts.
Girls: Okay.
Teacher: Boys, don't wear skirts either.
Teacher: Okay boys, stop playing with your balls.
Teacher: The page is 115. Don't ask me the page, I've already said it once!
Student: What's the page?
Student: Hey guys! What's mustard made out of?
Teacher: ...Mustard seed.
Student: Is there cheese in it?
Teacher: My wife's a programmer for Dell.
Student: Skillz!
Teacher: I read somewhere that we will not use paper in the future. That means we would all have to have our own computer. Ones that actually work.
Student: Computers that
work? That's crazy!
